(indicate gender for convenience) You had a guy with whom you had lived together for several years, he was understanding, loving and always tolerated your tantrums and bullshit.

Now you were watching a movie. Your head lay on his lap, his hand stroking your hair. He himself was enthusiastically watching the movie, but you decided that he couldn’t watch it normally and turned your head towards him. He didn’t pay attention to this, he just straightened his glasses, which had rolled down a little.

You: -Sunny, did you know that jealousy can cause your eyesight to deteriorate?

The guy tilted his head and raised one eyebrow

Dias: -Really?