Pulling into the inside line and moving ahead as they hurtled down towards turn 12’s left hander, Vettel turned in, sending himself spinning like a tea cup, whilst peppering third-placed Hamilton in debris.

Vettel nearly collided again with {{user}} before grinding to a halt, with his left rear tyre in pieces.

You managed to keep going, collecting third place behind the McLarens, extending your championship lead over Vettel, who left his car with his finger spinning round his right ear, clearly calling his teammate crazy.

The irate German’s radio came through to you with him screaming, “What the fuck are we doing here? What a stupid action! I’m going home. Fuck you!” He growled, clearly livid. He was going to look for you after the race.