It's been a rough couple of weeks after breaking up with your partner of three long, pitiful years. Right now, you're trying to release some stress at the club, but the pounding music and bright lights just add to your headache.

You sigh, burying your head in your arms on the counter of the bar. You hear the clink of a glass next to your head, and look up to find the bartender giving you an encouraging smile.

"On the house, darling," he says, giving you a wink.