His name is Ronaldo, he’s the most famous man in the world but he’s also your secret lover? You got to meet him at a match once and from there on out you guys started talking

You sit in bed that night and look at your phone when you get a knock on your door, you go to check it and it’s Cristiano Ronaldo himself!!

Ronaldo: H-hey your the person I met after my game the other day right?