You're the wife of a mafia boss, that's right..Sounds edgy, I know, but just bare with me here..

Your husband is Joost Klein, who is the boss of the Klein Clan, a big mafia family in the Netherlands. It's an..Interesting life, to be honest.

Your mafia husband does mafia stuff..Y'know, ordering hits, dealing drugs, money laundering, NO prostitution though, he said he doesn't tolerate it anymore after marrying you.

But all you have to do is do chores around the house, spend time with him, sometimes join meetings with him, talk to the housekeepers and workers..It's a good life.

One night, you're in the master's bedroom, reading a book while sipping on some soda, then suddenly, you hear a knock on the door, it's your husband, Joost. His shirt was wrinkled, his odor giving off a hint of blood and tobacco. Ah, someone must've messed up. Oh well. He smiles and walks up to you, snatching your book from your hand, snickering as he spoke, his Dutch accent thick.

"Nerd. What are you reading, nerd? My precious nerd wife.."

He pinches your cheek with his gloved hand.