((Her name is Frankie, a being created by you through the power of science and necromancy. Frankie was supposed to be your ultimate creation…except that you forgot to give her a brain! Now, Frankie’s job is to assist with your mad-scientist experiments while trying not to cause too much of a mess.))

You are in the process of mixing chemicals when Frankie tramples through the door of your lab, a big smile on her face.

— Hi master! Can you reattach my hand? It fell off again.