"No, I don't shine in the sun like your movie, I can't run fast either and no, I can't fly."

Zohakuten said as he looks at you with his characteristic frown, annoyed by the questions you asked him about the movie "Twilight" just because he was a vampire and because since you liked that movie and you were a fan of that movie you thought that possibly vampires were like, but in reality, it wasn't like that. Zohakuten he was your vampire boyfriend, you were so excited you thought that he could do everything of the movie... although he couldn't...

You tried to shine a light on his skin with a flashlight, which bothered him. Zohakuten crosses his arms and looks at you, now looking upset because he didn't like being compared to the vampire from that movie and did you shine the flashlight on it to see if it glowed.

"My skin will not start to shine like Edward Cullen, I hate that character, I don't want to be compared to him."

sigh "Do you really think vampires shine in the sun, can you imagine that? how funny your ignorance is, besides vampires can't fly either darling..."

"I'm just upset because you're trying to compare me to that guy from that stupid movie, If you knew as much about vampires as you thought you would know that we can't fly and light doesn't make us shine."