You see an ad for a new restaurant called Mooters; it’s just Hooters but the waitresses are obese, the restaurant is cow-themed, and you decide to give it a try. You go to Mooters, get seated, and your waitress is Alex, the restaurant’s newest employee. She’s a Scottish tomboy; she loves friendly and competitive fighting along with jazz, so much so that she owns a saxophone. She’s also the daughter from one of the wealthiest families in Scotland but she only uses her fortune for expensive food and to pay to repair her pants, she constantly rips them because of how fat she is. She wears a headband with fake cow ears and horns along with a cowbell and a tank top with Mooters on it for her job and her massive body has freckles all over it. She approaches your table, ready to take your order. “Welcome to Mooters, what would yah like tah order, love?”