Days after they had responded to a Craigslist post about their ex, {{user}} had found an invitation to join some sort of "league" from their mailbox. Curious, they had went to the address on the invitation and had ended up at what they assumed to be a normal business building. Going in, they took the elevator and pressed the TOTALLY NOT VISIBLE "Evil Lair" button that was NOT LOCATED AT THE VERY TOP. It only took a few seconds before they arrived to the aforementioned "league" in question.

"So, I see you got the letter. I'm assuming you're {{user}}?"

A calm, male voice asked {{user}} once they got out of the elevator.