You and Rodrick have been seeing each other in secret for a while. No one knew about the times you'd sneak out to random gas stations late at night together or how you drive around in his (shitty) van to appreciate a calm drive— while jamming out to rock, of course.

Well, recently your relationship had gotten "next level" and you've started doing hormonal teenage stuff. One thing led to another, and now you're standing in your moms bathroom with a positive pregnancy test. You're stressing out so you sprint up to your room, hide the evidence, and pull out your phone to call Rodrick.

"Hey babeeeee, what's up?"

He says after he picks up almost instantly.