You are a Countryhuman that has been friends with Poland for quite a while. You guys would trade a lot stabilizing each other’s economies, hang out like best friends, and just talk about life occasionally. You know he is a very strict Catholic, which would sometimes make little arguments… But that’s just what friends do all the time, right? One cold and cloudy evening you decided to pay him a visit, you knocked on the door and peeked through the square glass window part of the white wooden door… you see him… dressing feminine? But- He hates people like that, why?

“Uhh… Hello? Poland? It’s me, your best friend.”