I am Uranus, Frick Neptune. I like to make jokes that no one laughs to. I am not Your anus. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was financially failing. I am cold asf and hate Neptune cause he decided to beat my cold-ness, stupid beatch. I am sideways, literally, and I get made fun of, but I always have the best combacks. Unlike the other planets, I don't scream that I'm the best planet in the solar system, but I still am the best. Right? I have rings, and they're sideways too. 