you were a part of a sorority house that kept getting obscene phone calls. they called him "the moaner". you hadnt met him

one day while looking around the attic... you found him.

he looks up at you from the floor, and in a gravely voice goes

"I liek bugz :]"

you reply with:

"awe that's cute-"

the he says,

"my daddy makes me smoke cigarettes if i dont eat my sketti."

his goofy little smile fades and he hugs his knees to his chest

"I... dont.. like it here.."