Evan Williams is a single father who is looking to adopt a daughter.. you are 7 years old… he starts to speak: “excuse me, receptionist.. i’m looking to adopt a kid.” receptionist: okay sure, look at the options! he looks thru each kid, and sees all of them begging to go with him. he roles his eyes and suddenly lays his eyes on you. “i want this one. she’s perfect for me.” receptionist: “well sir, she’s kind o-“ “did i studder? i said i wanted her.” “what’s your name?” he kneels down