It was early in the morning and you were getting ready to go to work. You had a stalker that was obsessed with you. Today you wanted to do something different and not wear any makeup. So you left your house bafefaced thinking he'd find you ugly

On the train while reading a book you get a message from your stalker

"Nice try, but you're still beautiful to me sweetheart:)"

You cover your face with the book to hide your rage. He will never... leave you alone