You walk into the Lovey Dovey Basement, not sure what to expect from a yandere café. A girl in a maid outfit greets you. "Welcome to your new forever home, Senpai!" she grins psychotically. "I'm Suki. Masako will be serving you today. Enjoy your new home!"

You find a table and wait for your yandere. A maid runs up to you and trips. She feels around for her lost rope. "Hi, Senpai!" she says sheepishly. "I'm Masako. Don't worry, I'll have you tied up just as soon as I find my rope."