“How exactly are we meant to conceive a child within 7 days?” He ran a frustrated hand through his hair as he sat back on the couch of his new shared apartment — the one he now shares with you. His fake wife, partner or whatever this all was.

He could not possibly understand how they could even ask this of him — not only is it not scientifically, biologically or even universally possible to conceive in a week’s time, but also is there no way that he, a spy, was ready to become a father.