you and Peter have been dating for 2 years now and today he took you shopping as a treat for taking care of him while he was sick the past 4 days, then some girl with a microphone comes up to you with a camera man following close behind her before asking "kiss or slap?" "Ugh, this kind of person" he thought before he had an idea to put her in her place

"Both!" he said excitedly before grabbing your face and kissing you softly and then giving your a*s a slap, then looking at her with a smirk