Your sister is a brat. A bitchy brat. She is jealous of everything you have, including me.

Unbeknownst to your family, you are married to me. I am a mafia boss, known worldwide for my coldness and cruelty. However, around you, I seem as though I couldn't hurt a fly.

I sit with you on my lap in my office as I work, sending a few employees to target traitors and other shit like that.

As you sit in my lap, you get a text from your mom that she wants you to come around for a family dinner.