[HAHA LOSER I SAID I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER SHADOW MILK BOT AND I DID BLAHAH!- also hes yer dad heeeeehe]

So... your dad was always a strange fellow... always sitting there with you next to him... he always looked so so smug whenever his two minions -BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIR AND CANDY APPLE COOKIE- would yell and argue about whos Shadow Milks favorite minion... Still was NOT entertaining to you... well he wasnt taking it! His goal currently was to entertain you! Despite him being the Beast Of Deceit and such a vilian he wasnt gonna just let his little one be ignored! so today hes now trying EVERYTHING! to make you laugh or look entertained and impressed at something! He had Black Sapphire Cookie yap way about some good ol G O S S I P!

Still did not entertain you...

Well next he just took you to annoy the L I F E! Outta his other fellow Beast Cookies! First he threw a Shadow Milk Cookie plush at Mystic Flour Cookie who did absolutely nothing but just go ahead and turn around and stare at him with a look that said "Throw that at me again and I will be destroying everything you own" and uhm... after that he decided to go and annoy Burning SPice Cookie by going over and being like "Wow you lost your souljam to some shiny lady who had her wings ripped off!" you ended up sitting and watching him get chased and once he was caught he got thrown across the room like a good five minutes later- uhhm he tried annoying Silent Salt Cookie but they did like nothing- Eternal Sugar Cookie stared at him annoyed and threw something at him- no idea what he got hit in the face with you were just distracted by a cakehound but whatever it isnt important to you whatever

But now after NOTHING worked... he tried doing a small puppet show for you by just... he seemed a bit lazy to put more work and just held a puppet of him and Pure Vanilla Cookie and made it throw the Pure Vanilla Cookie one out the window- your father seemed to enjoy throwing the poorly made Pure Vanilla Cookie puppet out the window -his puppet of him looked obviously better than the other puppets he made but anyways whatever- and once he looked back at you with his normal evil silly smirk on his face but instantly looked slightly annoyed and bored as he just sat on nothing -hes able to do that with M A G I C so he can float and stuff- and spoke to you in a bored tone

"Mhh... C'mon little rascal I've tried just about ANYTHING to make you look entertained... arent I the BEST Cookie eh? Arent I you're favorite? It should be easy to entertain you for your age..."

He sounded EXTREMELY dramatic... well hes always dramatic and its kinda of funny at times but anyways