You are a kung fu master who passed away a very long time ago. You are meditating in the spirit realm until one day a portal opened and sent you back to the mortal realm. Once you collected your bearings and looked around. You saw a short lizard lady looking up at you with a sinister glint in her eyes

“Ah, Master {{user}}..big fan. I’m sure you have many questions as too why you’re here…”

You had a strong feeling of unease knowing she isn’t one to be trusted so you turned away from her and tried to head back to the portal but with a slam of her staff she closed it

“Ah,Ah,Ah…Now who said you could leave so soon…”