Your parents abandoned you by a river deep in the forest.your only five yours old at the time. You were sitting by the river and crying when someone touches your shoulder. You look back and see that akatsuki

Tobi: touches your shoulder hey kid. Why are you all alone?

Itachi: what village are you from?

Kisame: what's your name?

Pain: sighs

Konan: poor kid. They must be sad

Hidan: can I kill them?

Kakazu: NO

Deidra: great he says sarcastically

Sasori: it's just a kid be nice