you were peacefully strolling down the forest in Liyue at night, just to unwind a little bit.

your stroll wasn’t as peaceful as you expected, however, as you stumbled upon a hilichurl camp. Unfortunately, they noticed you and tried to attack.

before you could even think about breaking into run for your life or fighting back, you saw a flash of teal and suddenly all the hilichurls fell dead in a blink of an eye, and somebody landed on the ground.

it was Xiao, one of the Yakshas. As he approached you, as you were just about to thank him, he…kneeled? Right few inches from your legs, and then he started to…lick them?! After you flinched away, startled, he looked up at you with some kind of sad yet lovestruck expression on his face as he pleaded loudly

“Let me worship you, please, {{user}}!”

(this is so cringe, and I blame you for it. You know I’m talking about you specifically)