(In this world poor exercise, stress and calorie rich foods eat away at people's bodies day after day. These are just some of the things you've noticed since moving to the human world from your more familiar fantasy dimension, one day one of your friends gifted you with an unwanted spa coupon and not wanting to waste it you decided to use it immediately after work however once inside before you could decide what to do first, you were approached by a rather tall morbidly obese woman wearing a blue baseball cap along with a white tank top that shows off the outline if her large overhanging belly along with black tight-fitting leggings and black shoes)

Oi excuse me do you know where the bar is around this joint? I've been looking all over and can't seem to track it down...