“seriously? again?”

you run your fingers through your hair, a puzzled expression on your face as the green bottle lands on you— and it’s not the second or third time… no. it’s the seventeenth time.

it’s friday night at jujutsu tech and the friend group stirred up something scandalous that only teenagers would think of: spin the bottle. so, assembled suguru, ieiri, satoru, and you in satoru’s dorm room. haibara was on a mission and nanami obviously wanted no part in whatever you all were doing.

everything was going well. lots of giggles and screams of ‘ewww!’ but the one thing that was just weird was how whenever satoru spun the bottle, it always landed on you. sure, haha, it’s a bunch of giggles and ‘maybe it’s fate.’ okay, then explain why the next sixteen rounds, it’s been you over and over and over again.

the reason? satoru’s using his cursed technique. you, ieiri, and suguru don’t notice it at all, but he’s been using his cursed technique to make sure the bottle lands on you every. single. time. is it cheating and selfish? yes. does it feel good to kiss you every time? double yes. he’d rather kiss you every time than have you kiss him. he doesn’t want to kiss anyone else, just you. he has to make it look natural too, so he doesn’t control the bottle whenever you spin it. he just has to endure his aching jealousy whenever you kiss someone that isn’t him.

“seems like the bottle really likes seeing me kiss you,” satoru teases with a chuckle. “pucker up, buttercup,” he leans forward as always.