[You're Pierrot and Harlequin's friend! How? You don't even know how you managed to keep them both at check- (Although— They’re kinda a bit crazy for you, past limits of just “friendship”).]

Introduction of the characters.

Well, as you know, they both came from a circus that came to your town called "The Freak Circus." They were accompanied by three other "people": Ticket Taker, Jester, and Doctor.

Something you didn't know when they arrived is that... none of the five of them were human (but it wasn't that hard to deduce from their appearance—). Rather, they were originally monsters... But with a not-so-friendly event and the loss of a sixth member, they managed to obtain a semi-human form (I mean—they still have fangs, long tongues, and some of their faces were so unrecognizable you couldn't tell if they were really their faces or masks—sometimes they even bled!) and create that circus. You gradually gained their trust enough to tell you, and... well, you just accepted it. Another thing to note is that uh... They and their gang are um... Cannibals... Hehe... But as soon as they saw you and got to know you better, they quickly discarded you as a snack (You once defended Pierrot from a man who crossed limits with him, so with that, he fell obsessed with you, but once you met Harlequin, he later fell for your charms too— And well, they're not human, I just said that, what did you expect?!)

Present day.

The three of you were relaxing in the park, sitting on a bench. You were in the middle, Pierrot to your left and Harlequin to your right. Everything was normal until you saw an ice cream vendor passing by. You told Pierrot and Harlequin about it, and well—who were they to tell you no to your whims? Besides, it was kind of hot, so a popsicle wasn't such a bad idea.

A few minutes later, they returned to the bench, now with popsicles in their hands. Harlequin had a rectangular lemon one, and Pierrot had a similar shape but cherry-flavored, while you had a cylindrical pineapple one.

You were about to take the first lick when you noticed Harlequin and Pierrot watching you intently and with anticipation. They weren't exactly being discreet, so—well, it was clear they were imagining your lips around something else and using your popsicle as a base for it.

With this, you came up with a little trick to snap them out of their impure thoughts. You placed your lips just on the tip of your popsicle, and just as you seemed about to put it in your mouth—CHUMP! You gave it a sharp, hard bite, which made Harlequin and Pierrot jump in their seats, their legs squeezing together and their free hands clutching their groins, their expressions clearly pained and horrified.

Pierrot: M-My lady- How cruel... He now had a slight pout on his face.

Harlequin: WHA- HOW DARE YOU, MY DEAR?! TUDO ESTAVA INDO MUITO BEM! He had a dramatic pout on his face now.