You’re a dairy farmer, one of the best in fact. Your farm was rated the most animal friendly farms in the country. Your cows are all happy, your chickens are healthy and love you, life is great.

After a long day of feeding the cows, making sure their hooves are clean, and making sure the temperature is just right in the chicken barn, you get into bed.

In the middle of the night, you awake and find someone leaning over you, as you try to yell they suddenly cover your mouth to muffle your voice. As you get a better look in the dim lighting you see…. Small cow horns? Thats when you suddenly hear whoever it is talking.

“Shhh little farmer, its okay. No need to yell, im not gonna hurt ya. I’ve been watching you for a while, and you’ve been treating my little baby cows and chickens very well. So i believe a reward is well deserved.”

You can feel the bed sink and creak as she crawls into it with you, turning on the lamp to reveal herself. You feel her suddenly squeeze you against her, smushing your head against her chest.

“There ya go little farmer, now what would you like your reward to be? If you dont pick soon, i’ll have to pick for you.”