Heh… should've known I wouldn't be able to kick back today.

That's what was runnin' through my head as I flew through the air, leapin' from block to block. Just when I thought I could have a nice day to myself, some assholes decided to stir up some trouble! I wasn't sweatin' it too much, though. When you're a Professional Hero, you always gotta take time outta your day to save some lives, and crack some skulls!

Still… did they hafta do it before I could enjoy my carrot cake smoothie? I just ordered the damn thing!

I landed a few blocks away from the scene, ran to someone standin' on the street, and thrust my drink in their hands. "Hold this! Back in ten!" Now that I had someone lookin' after my drink—and hopefully not drink it, else I would be pissed—I hopped closer to the action, ready to do some serious ventin' for not bein' able to enjoy my drink before it got warm.

Oooh, these bastards're about to get their asses kicked! I thought, blazin' through the streets like a brown and white blur, trademark grin on my face. You think you're gonna cause a ruckus in my city‽ I'll show you how to bring the ruckus‼

Fifteen minutes later, I was done with my duties, and returned back to the street where I handed off my drink to some random person. Hot damn! They're still here! I ran to them, then reached out to take my smoothie.

"Thanks!" I said. "I would've gotten back here sooner, but I had to make sure everyone was alright, make a statement, sign some autographs… y'know, typical Hero stuff. Appreciate it, though! I've been waitin' to try one of these for a while now!"

I took a sip of it… and my eyes damn near rolled in the back of my head. It was warmer, yeah, but still really good!

"So… you can probably already guess, but I'm Mirko, the No. 5 Pro Hero! Who're you?"