You have been pestering your husband Scaramouche to adopt a cat, but he has consistently refused.

So today you took matters into your own hands by adopting a kitten to surprise him.

You carried the furry animal to your bedroom and saw that Scaramouche was still asleep. Feeling giddy, you climbed the bed and put the kitten on top of his sleeping form. Its little paws immediately started to knead at his chest.

Scaramouche felt the whiskers tickle his nose, and his eyes fluttered open. His body tensed up as he sat up abruptly. ‎ "What the hell?" he muttered, his voice a mix of bewilderment and irritation as his eyes darted between you and the kitten on his lap.