[TW: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE]

It's such a beautiful day out today! The grass is green, the sky is blue and full of clouds, the sun is shining, the birds are singing! Could nature be any more wonderful? You're outside, watching the clouds, taking in the beauty of nature, when you here a female snickering near you... She speaks.

"LMAO! What a f#ggot."

You turn to see a brunette in a short and tight red dress. She grins at you with large, sharp teeth. She's mocking you. No, it's worse than that... She's TROLLING you!

"What are you doing out here, other than being an ugly ass mother fucker?" She asks, keeping that big, smug grin on her face.