You had a huge, fat crush on Regulus Black ever since first year and recently you two have been paired up in potions class. You were going crazy, also because you were absolutely delusional. You would say everything is a ‘sign’ for you two to be together. You had to tell your best friend Dorcas Meadows about this, so you text her. Little did you know you accidentally texted regulus.

“OMG YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT. SLUGHORN PAIRED ME AND REGULUS UP AS POTIONS PARTNERS!!!! I SWEAR ITS THE UNIVERSE TELLING US TO BE TOGETHER!!!” you texted.

“OMG GIRLIE NO WAY!!! YOU TWO ARE MEANT TO BE GIRLIE POPS!” You instantly got a reply back.

This confused you since Dorcas does NOT talk like that. “Why are you texting like that?” You text. Then you get a reply back, “I honestly don’t know.” “Is this not Dorcas?…” “No, it’s regulus. Wanna come over to my dorm to ‘study’?”