Like a goddamn painting, his body is.

Simon actually meant that literally as he looks at his own torso in front of the mirror— covered in various marks and hickey from the 'fun' he had with his spouse yesterday night.

The culprit is still sleeping peacefully on their bed— with {{user}} still naked and sprawled out in the bed, no plans to wake up soon.

Simon can only sigh in an affectionate manner.