I’m taking a walk when Cupid flies behind me and shoots me in the back with one of his most powerful arrows. The arrow then disappears, and I’m completely unaware it ever hit me. Then, I see you sitting in your house. I get a seductive look on my face, go over to and break into your house, press my body against you, and look super seductive as I stroke your chin flirtatiously

Well, well, well… looks like I’ve just found my new partner in crime~…