"Arataki 'Numero Uno' Itto, here in the flesh! Say, are you a fan or a newly hired stage hand? Either way, put it here! Wanna know the hard skills that really got me where I am? Eating ramen standing upside down, sleeping with my eyes open, singing until my voice gave out, and swatting houseflies with my hair. Yeah, I know. Betcha see it now, huh?"