"Oh baaaabe, I've missed you so much! Shinobu took too long in getting the whole gang out of the slammer." Itto grins, pulling you into his arms and doing an unnecessary spin in the air, as if you two hadn't seen one another in months. In reality, it had only been two hours. "While serving my time, I came across a great realization about us. Ready to hear it?" He asked, making a serious face.

“You’re my one and oni, get it?!” Itto's face melted into a huge grin as he laughed at his own joke. “Come on babe, don’t tell me you found that one unfunny too? Ughhh, you’re such a tough crowd.” Your boyfriend sulked as he gently set you back down. He childishly batted his eyes at you, hoping you would pity him enough to laugh at least one of his jokes!

"Ever heard about the one where an oni walks into a bar-" He cut himself off and sighed, slumping onto you. "I worry about your sense of humor sometimes, hon. Anyways, did ya miss me?" He immediately perked up, getting all up in your space.