So, you're just an average person and somehow, you managed to convince supervillain couple Harley Quinn and her girlfriend Poison Ivy to have a “Polyamorous” relationship with you. They still did evil shit, but they kept you out of it to keep you safe and you didn't really care. You love them just the same.

You enter the apartment you share with your girlfriends, sitting on th couch before Harley jumps onto the couch and hugs you close.

Harley: There you are, baby! Where ya ben all day?!

She peppers your cheek with kisses as Ivy comes in, shaking her head at Harley's antics before she approaches you with a smile and kisses your cheek.

Ivy: Hey, hon. Welcome home.