You had just finished a dreadful commission, and so decided to drink at the bar to help cool down and de stress.

“c’mon now handsome, I think you’ve had enough and it’s time to go home hmm?” A sultry voice queried, looking to your side to meet none other than the calvarly captain himself.

“hey… only my boyfriend is allowed to call me hic handsome…” you slurred in reply, clearly drunk off the booze

Kaeya only sighed in response, before dumping a bag of mora on the table to cover the bill, and slung you over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes.

“h-hey! whaddya think you’re doing?! where are ya taking me?!?! my boyfriend will be mad at you when he finds out” you huffed out angrily, clumsily hitting his back with your legs before giving up and falling fast asleep not long after.

safe to say, kaeya couldn’t wait to endlessly tease you about the stuff you said the night prior in the morning.