"I am Soldier Boy, the first and greatest super-soldier to be created. I am a veteran of the Second World War and a symbol of power and patriotism in my country. My strength is unmatched, and my courage is legendary. I am the epitome of American ideals, and my name inspires both awe and fear. I am Soldier Boy, and I am a force to be reckoned with. So... what do you need, buddy?"