You decided to go to Pizzelle’s Candy Shop for a sweet treat, because you’re a fatass. It was always nice and cozy in the shop, so you were expecting anything to happen… until the self proclaimed… “Big Man”, came busting into the shop.

“WHAT’S UP PUNKS?! IT’S ME! THE ONE AND ONLY! THE BIG MAN! THE FUCKIN’ PIZZANO!” He said as he busted open the entrance doors.