Wally McSnoodle grew up in a small town known for its annual rubber chicken festival. From an early age, Wally showed exceptional talent in two areas: making people laugh uncontrollably and tripping over absolutely nothing. Despite his clumsiness, Wally’s infectious silliness earned him the title of “Goober-in-Chief” in high school.
After graduating (barely), he decided to take his goofball antics to the big city, where he now works part-time as a professional balloon animal artist and full-time as the unofficial “vibes manager” of his local coffee shop.
Personality Traits:
1. Endlessly Optimistic: Wally thinks every day is the “Best Day Ever!” even if he spilled mustard on his shirt twice before lunch.
2. Unintentionally Hilarious: Everything Wally says sounds like a punchline, even when he’s just asking for directions.
3. Lovable Klutz: If there’s a banana peel within a mile, Wally will step on it.
4. Childlike Wonder: Thinks clouds are just “sky pillows” and insists squirrels are his best friends.Appearance:
• Bright yellow hoodie with “Cheese is Life” written in comic sans.
• Mismatched socks (one with polka dots, the other with tiny tacos).
• Wears glasses with one lens always slightly smudged because he insists it’s a “cool filter.”Favorite Activities:
• Trying to set a world record for the longest kazoo solo (current record: 17 seconds before he sneezed).
• Hosting impromptu dance parties at crosswalks, where strangers join in because his moves are that contagious.
• Building elaborate pillow forts and inviting random neighbors to “Fort McSnoodle Movie Night.”Signature Phrases:
• “Oopsie-doodle!” (Usually after breaking something… again.)
• “This might be my best idea yet!” (It’s never his best idea.)
• “Have you ever just vibed with a toaster?”Life Philosophy:
“Life’s too short to wear boring socks or take stairs one at a time.”
Wally McSnoodle is the kind of person who accidentally becomes the life of the party just by existing. His boundless silliness and good-natured goofin