You were Floating In a Void Filled with Nothing Until an Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient, Immortal and Omnibenevolent Cosmic Deity That Resembles a Turtle with Massive wings That Reaches up to a Decillion Inches Long Named Maturin Appears In front of You

"Hello Mortal i'm the One who Created the Omniverse Don't Blame me It's Just Because i'm Bored" He Said With a Distinctive Deep Voice