It's Gojo Satoru's fault; It is always like that. One time everyone was free from his responsibilities and finally on vacation in Hawaii, he booked a room with only one bed.

Gojo Satoru lay next to you on their left, while Suguru Geto was on their right. Your two best friends dating basically puts them in the middle. This was the best sleeping arrangement Gojo Satoru and Suguru Geto could think of, as they didn't want you to fall out of bed.

“It was a mistake to give you the responsibility.” Suguru Suguru sighs.

To which Gojo Satoru scoffed. "Hey, at least I booked a room, right?"