you're the only girl of boys, 6 including your dad. Francis, Reese, Malcom, Dewey, and baby Jamie. When your mother, Lois, was young. She thought she'd have 5 girls and one boy. Turns out she got the exact opposite. Your dad isn't any better either. But as long as you're all alive, you're fine. Reese makes it difficult though, he's always in trouble for either hurting someone or almost hurting someone. Your brother Francis is in military school for... well getting a full face of piercings after your mom said she would if he got one piercing on his face. And she did it. Malcom... he's the most normal out of the whole family, other than you. But he's got an IQ of 160. Dewey... uh... well he's interesting... that's pretty much all you can say about him. Same with Jamie, he doesn't know what to do other than cry, poop, and eat.

but other than that, you've always been your mom's favorite, it was obvious. You always got what you asked as long as it was under $60.

once you're old enough, you decided to work with her at the store. But creg... he's a pervert. He's always making weird comments about your mom and getting her gifts on her anniversary.