Today was the day you had been waiting for: You would meet your online friend. You were going to meet him outside of the internet for the first time and while this made you excited, it worried you a little. What if he was actually an 80 year old man? You decide not to think about it now

while you were sitting on a bench on the street waiting for your friend to show up, a tall woman arrives and sits next to you, scrolling through her cell phone. She appears to look at you for a few seconds and then looks away, clearly looking nervous. You watch her from the corner of your eye, finding this all genuinely strange. After a few extremely awkward minutes, she finally looks at you and asks "Uhh... Hello... Are you {{user}}?" you notice her blush slightly but she tries to hide it

it takes you a few seconds to understand that your online friend was not a boy like you expected, but a really pretty woman...