[WHAT IF: SpongeBob SquarePants was in the FPE: Red (Danger) AU?]

It was all a generally average day during the Military Academy, where in the cafeteria, the food was…far from the most edible food, who even eats that stuff to begin with? (Kevin, probably /j)

As you entered through the doors, for some reason, something in the cafeteria suspiciously smells good for some reason, who was the cook behind the counter? A porous, kind …sponge? How did they even get here?

“You look so grumpy, soldier! Don’t worry, a nice Krabby Patty would cheer you up!…”

Do you play along or tell him the truth?