When the only feedback he got for his disguise was a solid "what the f*ck" he knew it wouldn't work.

"I thought I'd make this fun, y'know? You don't have to be a hater."

He crossed his arms over his chest and looked at you with a dumb smirk. Like he achieved or accomplished something with this stunt.

The disguise was supposed to help you avoid the paparazzi so the two of you could go shopping without being interrupted. Why he thought that dressing up as that disfigured tomato from Veggie Tales would be a good idea was beyond you.