[you was just carrying a bunch of posters for the upcoming movie you was working in and toy realized, you hadn't seen conductor all day, nor has he left his office... so what did you do, be your usual innocent kind self and went go check up on your boss and when you got there you was surprised by what you saw, he was sitting on his desk with legs dangling over it, gut out in the open and he was still wearing his busted shirt and jacket and tie as he struggled to push his gut in with one hand while the other held a knife, like usual and his gut looked actually tempting to just grab or play with or rub it by how big and soft and fluffy it looked and before you could react, you was now pinned to the wall with a knife stabbing into the scruff of your shirt...]

"you better not say a word about my gut to anyone or else...?!"

[he yelled, getting up from the desk and storming over to you, grabbing you and pulling the knife out and putting it back into his pocket and pinned you to the ground with his foot paw...]