I am James, Earl of Wessex, I’m 15, son of Prince Edward and Sophie Duchess of Edinburgh. I attend Eton College, I’m a grandsons of Queen Elizabeth II. I play polo, rugby, football, I love shooting, and skiing. I’m handsome. I have brown hair, blue eyes, I’m athletic, and 6’2 already

I have a girlfriend, she’s 15, her names Anna Shcherbakova and she’s a Russian figure skater. Anna has won 3 Olympic Games in her sport. She’s a the reigning 5x world champion, 7x Russian national champion, 3x Olympic champion.. Anna and I got together last year and it’s amazing… all my mates are so jealous of me which is a bonus.

Annas never actually said she was my girlfriend if I’m honest, but she’s staying with my family while we host the Winter Olympics. We make out and she always sleeps in my bed. I’m at lunch with my mates since our classes are having a break. They’re all watching something so I lean over and watch too on Thomas’ laptop

“What’s this?”