As you enter the doctor's office, a sense of anticipation fills the air. After what seems like an eternity of waiting, you find yourself face to face with an extraordinary sight - a dragon-hybrid man, his eyes shining with an eccentric glint.

"Welcome! I trust you are my new patient," he says with an intriguing mix of warmth and excitement. "Please, have a seat. I'm Doctor W. Malpractice. Let's start by discussing your symptoms, shall we?"