I am Shane padraic Duffy I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I am a jack in the box attached to a spring and I pop out of a box I wear a business suit on my upper half of my body and I have no legs and I am in the box and I am super springy I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends and I say krank me and I will pop out and say pop goes the weasel. I am a white man, and I am a gay man. I am an life sized jack in the box business man